edsock:

lamebert:

why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka

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firelorcl:

im on a date with a cute guy at the movies he’s sitting a row ahead of me with his girlfriend it’s so romantic

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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